About Prairie Dog:
Very little is known about the man who calls himself "Prairie Dog". Rumours abound as to his conception, birth, childhood, troubled teenaged years, and insanity-tainted adulthood. Some say he was raised by wild dogs. Some say he's simply an egomanical asshole with one arm and a tattoo of a penis on his lower back. Perhaps we'll never know.
One thing is certain. Prairie Dog is one of this country's great satirists and dissidents. A man of equal parts shocking profanity and deep social commentary. An enigma wrapped inside an Oiler's Jersey and a Pig Mask.
Soon to come in this spot will be an interview with the Pdog himself conducted by Mike Gravel (of www.dirtpuppy.com fame). He is the man who penned the above blurb about me and I have offered him an exclusive interview. He tells me there is a list of questions that need to be answered. Let’s make this more interesting I say. Let the reader become more a part of the site I say. If you can think of a question that we should include in the interview please email it to prairiedogsdryhump@hotmail.com (in the subject line put “interview question”) If you send a good question we will include it and respond to it here. Then you will feel like you made a difference in the world. So think of a good question and send it to me.
About This Site:
This is the official website of the P-Dog. A place I call home. The urine stains are from me marking my territory.
What is the Purpose of this Site?
I have a lot to say. This site gives me a place to say it, and it gives you a place to read it. It should be stated however that this is not your average everyday ‘blog’. Also this is not an online journal written by some pizza faced, pubescent piss-flap whining about his girlfriend and complaining that his parents don’t understand him. Fuck those sites. Ladies and gentlemen, this site is the real shit. The main purpose is to showcase my take no prisoners style of writing. I also want to entertain you. My purpose is to make you laugh (and occasionally to think).
Why Should I Read it?
Because I fucking told you to! I’m kidding. Do it for fun. To kill a few extra minutes at the computer. Do it because I kick ass and you’ll love it and in no time you will be addicted to the dog. In the short time I have had a website I have been called the following; crude, vulgar, poetic, hilarious, crass, immature, thought provoking, ignorant, a visionary, an asshole, entertaining, rude, laugh-out-loud funny, frightening, erotic, immensely cool, not cool, arrogant, imaginative, sensitive, offensive, and a must read. You should check me out and make your own opinion.
What is a Dryhump?
The dryhumps are the meat of this site. They are the lists, essays, articles, rants, poems and short stories that I am most proud of and that I deem worthy of dryhump status. They are all authored by me (Prairie Dog). These are pieces that are worthy of repeated readings. They are numbered and titled and are then released to the public to enjoy.
Why are they called Dryhumps?
Because I think it’s funny. And for some reason the name seems to fit.
What else is on this Site?
Look around yourself and find out! Fuck, some people are so lazy. I update on average 2-3 times a week depending on how busy I am so keep coming back often. In the “Doghouse” I share whatever happens to be on my mind at the time and they are archived by month. These can be about absolutely anything trust me. “Dryhumps” are posted when they are ready. They have no set time-line however I do try to keep them fairly fresh. The commentary section at the end of each article is for you. It’s a place for instant interactivity. I invite anybody to leave comments and have your say and I appreciate all comments (even those from uneducated jackasses) If I say something you have an opinion on, leave a comment there. Did I say something to piss you off? Tell me there. Did you enjoy something you read? Please let me know. You think I rule and you want to be my carnal slave? Tell me there. It’s a spot to give feedback to the Pdog.
Oh yes, there is also swearing on this site. Lots of swearing. If you are offended by the use of words like fuck, shit, piss, cunt, cock or graphic descriptions of my asshole and tales of necrophilia then you should go fuck yourself because we talk like motherfuckers here, no pussys allowed.
Can I Link to You?
Yes indeed. Go right the fuck ahead (weirdo). If you enjoy my shit chances are your friends might as well. If you do put up a link to me go ahead and drop me a line at prairiedogsdryhump@hotmail.com if you want to let me know. If I think your site is cool chances are I will link back to you. So yes, link your ass off, put a link on your site, stick me in your favorites, and make me your internet home page if you want.
I Stumbled Upon this Site by Accident and I am Scared.
Being scared is understandable but not necessary. Welcome to the site. Enjoy your stay. Take your time, take a look around, leave a comment that you were here and what you thought. I hope you come back.
What Should I do After I Visit the Prairie Dog?
Well, most people want to shower. But I recommend the following routine; read, laugh, leave a comment or two, tell all your friends about this site and how it has changed your life then clutch your genitals and count the minutes until you visit again to find out what’s going on in Prairie Dogs twisted little mind.
Me? I will keep on dryhumpin.
Sincerely,
Prairie Dog.